DH 4



It's a long and winding road to Wisteria Lane...

http://www.hotinhollywood.tv/original/2007/08/dh4-by-hiko-mit.html

Tattoo



Our 2007 American Idol, Jordin Sparks, has released her first single from her debut so-mass-produced-it's-gonna-appeal-to-everyone album.

It's called "Tattoo."

In a nutshell: it's a JoJo-esque "Irreplaceable" knockoff.

Do we likey? Very much so.

Sample it here: http://us.video.aol.com/player/launcher?ar=us_en_audio_748x541_full&pmmsid=1961912

Debt to Society

Birthday party. Screening in Hollywood. Afterparty. Afterwork drinks. Friday cocktail party. Dinner in Santa Monica...

I am trying to remember a time when my life was one non-stop social scene after another, and when I do, I realize the memories are so vivid...

Probably because it was just several days ago.



Hot in Hollywood 2007 has come and gone, and if you don't know what that is, then clearly you haven't stepped foot near a Myspace bulletin or been on the receiving end of one of my email blasts searching for volunteers and soliciting tickets to possibly one of the hottest Saturday nights of the summer.

We put on a good show. Jerry O'Connell dressed in drag. America Ferrera "played" the trumpet. Jamie Pressly serenaded Milo Ventimiglia. And Ugly Betty's Becki Newton emulated Barbra Streisand while Michael Urie did his best Neil Diamond.



Also attending was Sandy Mitsuzuka. My mother made the trip out to L.A. to see her talented, popular son and experience a little Hollywoodness herself. I wanted to give her a taste of some vapid nightlife, and after three bourbon 7UPs, she had her fill. I had the pleasure of introducing her to several committee members, some acquaintances who worked the event under my wing, and the entertaining Rex Lee (Although she has HBO, my mom has never seen an episode of Entourage...she will now).

We raised more than double what we took in last year for the AIDS Healthcare Foundation. And silent auction items are still being tallied as I type this. The night ran a bit more smoothly than last year's first annual event. My 60 volunteers were distributed throughout the venue, helping out, doing their part for an amazing cause.



And now I have hope for my life returning to a state of bland normalcy.

Contrary to popular belief, my life in LA has not been an insanely wild trip down red carpets and champagne brunches. My shenanigans do not warrant extensive coverage on E! or the glossy pages of OK Magazine. When a party is thrown or a premiere is happening my comrades and I only like to think we're worthy enough to be included in the glitterati ranks. But alas, when you strip away the Kiehls-moisturized veneer, we're just common folk content with curling up on the couch with a cup of herbal tea and several ruffled pages of the latest Harry Potter.

My current financial condition has become more serious than I had thought, and now I need to reevaluate what I consider luxuries in my day-to-day existence. Being slapped with warnings from the Keepers of the Credit Card and the Student Loan Police will keep me straight-jacketed for a while. If I had been frugal before, I will be Peter Pennypincher from now on. Sayonara Starbucks. Goodbye Grey Goose and cranberry tonics. And do I really need to spend eleven dollars on the latest John Cusack at the Grove?

And just what I needed...during afternoon rehearsals for Saturday night's show, I got a parking ticket while running into the Coffee Bean at Sunset and Argyle. It was one of those moments where you see the Parking Enforcement Officer smugly writing out her violation report while you're running up to her, waving your arms, crying "I'm here! I had put a nickel in, but I had to run in to get more change!" And of course she continues to scribble, studying your license plates, ignoring your pleas and the excuses she's heard before.

"I'm on my way to and AIDS charity. I need to get these toys in my trunk to children who are waiting for me. It's just right up the street. Please." Yes, I stretched the truth a bit. I mean, sick children + charity = Aw, okay. Go ahead. Let me rip up this ticket here, and you go on and do what you got to do.

Apparently the wordless meter maid (forget the politically correct name) was immune to the Mitsuzuka Charm because she slapped my windshield with a $40 fine and walked away.

I should've invited her to the show.

It's not as if I have splurged away the past five years in Los Angeles. Compared to some of my counterparts, I have kept somewhat of a low financial profile. I am just a firm believer in freebies, and I have managed to make myself accessible to all of the perks my industry has to offer (this shouldn't be news to most of you because I have bragged about past gift bags received, free screenings attended, special invites to celebrity smorgasboards).

Right now I couldn't be more disinterested. I truly wish to do nothing, go nowhere, see no one - pull the plug on my constantly beeping social calendar, zip it up in a body bag, and bury it out front underneath our newly planted gardenias. But how long can I hold out? Something tells me it won't take long for me to gasp for air, claw my way out and revive what was once gone.

I've come to accept that summer is over. The past month flew by since I was distracted with the non-stop pressure cooker that was Hot in Hollywood. It was as if I had two jobs at once.

I've come to accept that Christmas is now just four months away. I'm ready for autumn and its more cerebral films hitting theaters. (Plug alert! Anonymous Content's Rendition comes out in October) See the movie that brought Jake and Reese (a.k.a. Reeke) together:



I've come to accept that I need to decide on a Halloween costume - now. If you've had the pleasure of attending one of Matt's Halloween Havocs, you know why. Perhaps I'll wear a few cushions, attach several golden russets to them and be a Couch Potato?

I'm certainly itching to empty my schedule and be one now.

H.P.M.

Feel the Heat



We're 3 days away now...

The excitement builds.

The stress rises.

The right outfit needs to be chosen.

Get your ass a ticket, and we'll see you soon.

http://www.hotinhollywood.org

Rocket Science

This little gem of an indie, poised to be this year's Little Miss Sunshine, opens tomorrow (August 10), and I am proud to say it comes from one of our brilliant clients here at Anonymous, writer-director Jeff Blitz (also the winner of the Directing Award at Sundance this year).

If you were in Manhattan yesterday, you may have been lucky enough to catch the caravan of yellow school buses carrying premiere guests to the afterparty.

Buy your tickets now, won't you?

Watch the trailer below.



Spreading Out



Kicking off August with some happy news...

The editors over at Hot In Hollywood TV have asked me to be a regular contributor to their site, starting with their HOT TUNES section.

Some may think they're crazy for asking.

I think they're brilliant.

Check out my inaugural entry, a spotlight on up-and-coming pop starlet, Britt Nicole:

www.hotinhollywood.tv/original/
OR
http://www.hotinhollywood.tv/original/2007/08/introducing-bri.html

Cheers,

H.P.M.