Nearing the End of My 30s

With age comes an increased indifference. And during my birthday this year, I realized I am now old enough to have a kid college ( But seriously, who wants kids these days? Why add another carbon footprint to the earth? ) I am also old enough let certain things fall to the wayside. Just how old? Allow me to illustrate... I am fast-forward-through-the-musical-guest-on -SNL years old. I am everyone-on-social-media-is-insufferable years old. I am if-Pete-Buttigieg-gets-elected-there'll-be-a-POTUS-younger-than-me years old. I am crushing-on-MSNBC-correspondents years old. @TheFirstEcho