Screw Resolutions (Again): 15 Things To Do In 2015

If I was able to accomplish 11 out of the 14 things I had planned to do this year , then I have high hopes for 2015. Hence why I've decided to put out another to-do list for the upcoming new year... 1. Whenever people tell me they love a "new" song by an artist, I shall refrain from saying (with snark), "Oh, that song I was listening to 4 months ago?" 2. Visit the Magic Castle . 3. After developing an obsession with Tatsu on Melrose , make sure to consume ramen in moderation. 4. Sign a publishing contract/get a book deal. 5. Take advantage of the recipe book that came with my Magic Bullet. ( a gift from Maury Povich - long story...well, not really .) 6. Finish reading Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray . 7. Send more cards or old-fashioned letters to people in the mail. 8. Go to Hawaii. Or Portland. (Unfortunately, I need to use my vacation days wisely in 2015.) 9. Try Fireball. Just once. 10. Write a letter to myself at age of