It wouldn't be the beginning of summer without a recommended playlist from yours truly, a suggested soundtrack to use during those long-ass road trips, those family barbecues, those sunscreen-filled jaunts to the beach. As you'll see, along with some up-and-comers, there are a few artists included here that I'd normally banish from my iPod, but they've somehow managed to produce some catchy - albeit disposable - tunes that don't make my ears bleed.
So stop what you're doing and take note while I present to you Volume 1 (don't fret - at the rate I've been downloading, Volume 2 isn't far behind)...
1. "Monster" by Lady Gaga
2. "Commander" by Kelly Rowland feat. David Guetta
3. "Next Best Thing" by Nikki & Rich
4. "This Ain't a Love Song" by Scouting for Girls:
5. "Just Say Yes" by Snow Patrol
6. "Break Your Heart" Taio Cruz feat. Ludacris
7. "Downboy" by No Angels:
8. "DJ (I Could Be Dancing)" by Alphabeat
9. "Something Good Can Work" by Two Door Cinema Club
10. "All Night Long" by Alexandra Burke feat. Pitbull
11. "Take it Off" by Ke$ha
12. "I Need You Tonight" by Professor Green feat. Ed Drewett
13. "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus
14. "The Night" by Blake McGrath:
15. "Pyromania" by Cascada
16. "Kick Ass" by Mika
17. "I Like It" by Enrique Iglesias feat. Pitbull
18. "Eenie Meenie" by Justin Bieber feat. Sean Kingston
19. "Gettin' Over" by David Guetta feat. Fergie, Chris Willis & LMFAO
20. "Hello Good Morning" by Diddy feat. T.I.
21. "I Believe in You" by Tyler Hilton
22. "Cooler Than Me (Radio Mix)" by Mike Posner
I have a feeling I'll be playing this as I drive along the open road across the country next month. Something about this tune just screams Road Trip Soundtrack...or Poignant Journey to Self-Discovery Accompanied by Moody British Rock:
I love me a good TV theme song. I especially love a good montage accompanied by said theme song which chronicles the evolution of the characters from a long-running sitcom:
Today's flashback to 1988 is brought you by five hours of sleep and a huge coma-inducing breakfast at work.
Welcome to the Summer Movie Season of 2010, or as I like to call it, A Summer Without Michael Bay.
Once again, Hollywood will offer us a buffet of cinematic comfort food we've learned to expect this time of year. The season is indeed full of flicks that won't require much brain power, but there are a few cerebral gems hidden among the stockpile (see the last movie on this list). Here's what will (I think) go down in theaters during the next four months as we lather on the sunscreen, break out the flip-flops and check out what's on cable now that network TV ain't looking so good (is it me, or is that final episode of Lost taking forever to get here?). Let us begin:
Iron Man 2 - RDJ trades quips with Gwyneth Paltrow, Mickey Rourke sports some yucky-looking dreds and Scarlett Johanssen channels her inner Catwoman in this seemingly self-indulging sequel.
Robin Hood - Gladiator with bows and arrows. And Cate Blanchett.
Shrek Forever After (a.k.a. The Final Chapter) - Everyone's favorite ogre reenacts It's a Wonderful Life and finds out what would have happened had he never rescued Fiona and met Donkey. Moviegoers find out what could happen when pop culture references and visual gags finally run out of gas.
Sex and the City 2 - Or, Manolos in Morocco. The girls get all Ishtar on us, Carrie reunites with Aiden, and Stanford gets married.
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - A superbuff Jake Gyllenhaal becomes Bruckheimer's boy toy, wields a mighty dagger and tries to claim a franchise as his own.
The A-Team - Jessica Biel and Patrick Wilson try to stop four guys from driving around in a van and kicking some ass in the name of justice. Liam Neeson heralds the comeback of the cigar.
Grown-Ups - A comedy for dudes who like watching dudes act like dudes.
Inception - Leo DiCaprio, Ellen Page and Marion Cotillard star in Chris Nolan's puzzlebox of a thriller. "Your mind is the scene of the crime," reads the tagline. "What the hell is this movie about?" screams everyone.
Killers - Katherine Heigl's attempt at action. Ashton Kutcher's attempt to make us forget Spread.
Jonah Hex - Or, what I paid $8 to see back in the summer of '99...when it was called Wild Wild West.
Get Him to the Greek - A rowdy rock star (Russell Brand) gets escorted by a lowly assistant (Jonah Hill) to Los Angeles. Chaos ensues. Diddy cameos.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - Bella swoons. Edward winces. Jacob's shirtless. Again. David Slade directs/salvages the opening second half of this 4-part epic.
Toy Story 3 - The animated pic to beat this year. One of the many reasons to see it: Ken. In an ascot.
Salt - Angelina Jolie sticks to what she does best: kicking ass and taking names in this is-she-or-isn't-she-a-spy thriller. Not to be confused as a companion piece to VH1's Let's Talk About Pep.
Knight and Day - Secret Agent Tom Cruise picks up innocent bystander Cameron Diaz and involves her in several car chases and shootouts. She's given a gun, he's given a headache, and eventually they both give into each other.
The Expendables - The testosterone overflows as old-school action stars (Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, etc) mingle with new-school badasses (Statham, Li, etc) in this good old-fashioned tale about mercenaries taking down a nasty South American dictator. From the looks of the trailer, I shall rate this flick 5 growth hormone shots.
Piranha 3D - Spring breakers become a smorgasbord for hundreds of chomping fish in what could possibly be the best B-movie of the year. And welcome back, Elisabeth Shue.
The Kids Are All Right - The Little Buzzworthy Indie of the Summer features Julianne Moore and Annette Bening as a lesbian couple trying to raise a pair of teenagers who start hanging out with their sperm donor dad (Mark Ruffalo).
...And that's just a smattering of options you'll find when you look up at that digital marquee at the multiplex.
Crank up the AC. Butter that popcorn. And succumb to the box office.
25 days from now I will be embarking on an adventure, taking part - for the first time - in what has come to be known as The Great American Road Trip.
Salt Lake City. Yellowstone. Mount Rushmore. Denver. Austin. Dallas. Memphis. Atlanta. Knoxville. Pittsburgh. Cleveland. New York. In that order. 12 destinations in 17 days. Needless to say I'm pretty psyched to journey across this great nation of ours and experience the different cultures, interact with the colorful locals, taste new cuisines...and see all of the places I'll be thankful for not living in.
The road map is ready. The playlists have been shuffled (naturally). America, here I come.