My series of throwback blogs continues, excavated from my personal archives. These were originally sent as e-mails to friends and family back home, life updates from Los Angeles filled with humble brags made by an insufferable twentysomething... Subject: Diary of the Funemployed Sent: June 8, 2005 "Don't you know the finest things in the world are written on a empty stomach?" - Sunset Boulevard May 2, 2005... The Young Hollywood Awards. Again. Why oh why? Someone should tell Lindsay Lohan that coke whore chic is so 2001. On the other hand, Marcia Cross looked stunning. Eva Longoria is teeny (girl is a size 0). Jesse Metcalfe was a walking, talking Hollywood cliché (blazer, jeans, smirk and all). Ann Margaret looked...old (receiving a Trailblazer award). Dennis Quaid brushed against my shoulder. Chris Evans brought his posse from Boston. Gwen Stefani showed up without Gavin. Aisha Tyler was our host for a third time, but it wasn't the charm; her w