This morning, while toweling off in the locker room at the 24-Hour Fitness on Pico Boulevard, I overheard two buddies exchanging pleasantries on a bench. Apparently the two men hadn't seen each other for some time.
Guy #1: What have you been up to?
Guy #2: Putting my life back together, y'know?
Guy #1: Really?
Guy #2: Yeah, I've discovered this new philosophy - Scientology. It really puts things in perspective. I've learned to let go of my anger.
Guy #1: Um, good for you.
Guy #2: It's a beautiful philopsophy. It's really opened my eyes and helped me get my life back on track. You should hear what they have to say.
Guy #1 (rushing to pack his duffel bag and get the hell out of there): Great.