You get a marriage! And you get a marriage! And YOU get a marriage! Everyone gets a marriage!
Marriage equality is now the law of the land. What seemed like such a huge uphill battle back in 2008, when Prop 8 passed in California and crushed the hopes of millions, is now a fully realized victory for every single person in this country who just wants their love respected.
But what does this great day in our nation's history also mean?
The eyes of many wedding planners just turned into cartoon dollar signs...
...And as a single person, I will bitterly have to deal with more wedding registries and buy more gifts. Great.
Happy Equality Day y'all.