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Hiko Does Dallas


I recently took a trip to the Lone Star State and experienced some outstanding southern hospitality (many thanks to my awesome host, Mr. Michael Rogers). I also experienced some ungodly heat (try a high of 100...every day). During those six days I tried some mouth-watering Texas barbecue (brisket, I love thee), brushed shoulders with a couple of 'mos from The A-List: Dallas, worked on my tan, had the Worst Hangover of My Life (peach-infused whiskey and watermelon vodka do not go together y'all), and fell in love with a Bullmastiff named Zeke. 


Unfortunately, I neglected to bring my camera with me, so all I have right now are these Instagram pics I took with my phone. 

More to follow once my travel pieces for Bello Mag and Hotter In Hollywood are published (packed with reports on what I ate, where I went, and who I met). This is just a sample...


As you can see, I even attempted to stalk the Ewing family at the world-famous Southfork Ranch:


Left: Southfork Ranch. Right: the rooftop pool at The Joule downtown.

Stay tuned for more.

@TheFirstEcho

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